LIFE IS LIFE / I like when people sit on my face (Its a Tyler Oakley thing) / I'm also your biggest nightmare

velma-dear:

“i’m a vegan and my favorite food is bacon.” 

velma-dear:

“i’m a vegan and my favorite food is bacon.” 

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da-ghetto-booteh:

Still the best vine

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gostle:

when your freshly sharpened pencil breaks on contact with the paper

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samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

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taco-bell-rey:

when someone calls you “hun”

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kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

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qrieves:

yungwalterwhite:

lustt-and-luxury:

*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*


WHATAND PEOPLE SHIT ON STRIPPERS FOR WHAT?????

Bc broke bitches love to hate

qrieves:

yungwalterwhite:

lustt-and-luxury:

*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*

WHAT
AND PEOPLE SHIT ON STRIPPERS FOR WHAT?????

Bc broke bitches love to hate

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srryimperf:

when you tell a joke and people actually laughimage

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wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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the thing

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onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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mew2:

ari-christ:

LOOK WHAT I FUCKING FOUND

im setting myself on fire

mew2:

ari-christ:

LOOK WHAT I FUCKING FOUND

im setting myself on fire

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