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officialfrenchtoast:

jesus-take-the-feels:

offficialfrenchtoast:

Mom: hey do some chores

Me:

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What the fuck did your mom give birth too

someone who doesnt like doing chores

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— 9 hours ago with 31349 notes

salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

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— 9 hours ago with 332037 notes

samjoonyuh:

Some days I feel like Beyonce and some days I feel like Rihanna…

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— 4 days ago with 657457 notes

moraniarty:

the tumblr video player

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— 1 week ago with 240464 notes

themechabecca:

studip:

do u ever come across some people who are just SO wrong that you cant even argue with them because the sheer amount of bullshit they are spewing is overwhelming

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— 1 week ago with 147196 notes

jrunk:

can ur child serve like this

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— 1 week ago with 182059 notes

boohaanigram:

stirfriedawesomesauce:

memewhore:

sizvideos:

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Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that.

Without a Judeo-Christian moral code in its society, Japanese scientists decide to play god.

this is a food sample. food samples are handmade FAKE food created for advertisement photography and display - all those pictures of delicious hamburgers in mcdonald’s ads & menus aren’t actual hamburgers they are fake ass food samples.

He’s pouring hot wax into cold water to form the fake food. which is actually very cool because it takes mad skill. do 62,000 people actually believe you can pour some magical liquid into water and create cabbage. this is why americans are so fat we can’t even distinguish wax cabbage from actual vegetables.

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— 2 weeks ago with 131862 notes

underbaeksthunderthighs:

ratsputin:

welcome to my sick twisted mind

It’s like 2005 threw up all over my dash

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— 2 weeks ago with 81074 notes